Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
ktjjj submitted:
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
(via the-west-of-kanye)
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
(Source: i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman, via the-west-of-kanye)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
(via dandywhoreholes)
It’s been good, though, hasn’t it? All of us, all of it. Everything we did.
(Source: amyppond, via jaurenrichpez)
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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore
I much prefer this sky
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(Source: angel-play, via norulesnobras)




